Monkeys

I may sound harsh, but monkeys, they are everywhere! Lots and lots of them around. I meet monkeys on daily basis in my pursuit of developing huge banana farms so that I could reap the fortune from these farms, and have lots of bananas to eat too! You see, knowing that monkeys like bananas very much, I thought monkeys would make great business partners. However, when I present them the idea, most of these primates would just snare at me, stick their tounges at me or even make OOO-OOO-AAA-AAA sound, and some days they even do this in groups! Snaring is quite ok but to be made fun of is something that I do not enjoy.

But looking at the bright side of it, these will be great stories to tell to my family especially my grandchildren, when I am in the middle of the banana farm, having a picnic with them, with great banana cake as a desert. And where would the monkeys be? God knows, they may still be on that same tree where they made me that OOO-OOO-AAA-AAA sound, hoping to eat a nice, ripe, delicious banana..